MAN: "...yes...blue
is a good color for jackets during a blizzard. Blue as a color has
been known to repel or ward off moisture producing elements. And can
even act as a reflective sign or beacon against the white-out situations.
So...yes. Blue is a good choice."
REPORTER: "And they look damn good on TV."
MAN: "There ya
go."
"Hey...Cameraman!!"
"Hey
cameraman!
Hey cameraman!!
Put me on TV!
Yo! Cameraman!
Put me on TV!
Cameraman!
Cameraman! Right here!
Come back! Right here!
Right
here!
Ah...go on then pussy.
NBC sucks!!!!"
"Hey...Cameraman!!"
"They're
not coming Karl.
Karl...they would have been here by now.
Karl...c'mon.
Look...you can stand your skinny ass here all day long if you want...but
they ain't comin'.
Car pulls out in 30 seconds."
"Hey...Cameraman!!"
PHOTOG: "I thought you said that you knew what
you were doing Kyle.
Right now...all I see is a guy who don't know how to put the tank
on. I'll be damned if I'm pulling your ass outta any water today."
REPORTER: "But this one's different than what I'm used to."
PHOTOG: Yo...boatguy! Turn this thing around."
"Hey...Cameraman!!"
PHOTOG:
"This ain't so bad. I can handle this. Got my water. Got my phone.
I can kill three hours right here no problem. Better here than doing
the hot weather stories.
Maybe they'll want me to stick around here this afternoon too.
That lunch in the reception room looked killer. Gotta get me some
of that!"
THREE HOURS LATER
"Kill me now."
"Hey...Cameraman!!"
Photog
Givaway # 14:
This is a photog that will definitely NOT be sticking
around. You don't wear your coat inside...if you know you're going
to be stuck there a while.
This guy will be boppin' out of here about 10 seconds after the guy
taking this picture sits his ass down.
"Hey...Cameraman!!"
"So
you say he's in the house with the gun and his wife and the plumber?"
"Right."
"And you think the plumber is dead?"
"Right."
"And the plumber was screwing the wife?" "Right."
"And you heard two more gunshots?"
"Right."
"I'll tell you what. When you're ready to go in...can you give
me a shout. I'll be in the car jerking myself off."
"Hey...Cameraman!!"
Look
at that old thing of beauty strapped between
this guys' legs.
Old cartoon cameraman just making it look like he's ridin' that big
bitch home.
Who's your daddy now?
Ahh.. the good old days.
When cameramen could play with their balls and not get caught because
the cameras were as big as garages.
When you needed a truck driver's license to run them.
These things had to be parked in studios like F-16's on the deck of
the carrier.
They were so big...that the TV stations used to swing trade-out deals
with local surgeons to do their hernia operations. They were so big...that
I saw one fall over once and kill a producer's dog.
Tim Rutherford
PhotogsLounge.net
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