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Jokes
"Madonna announced
that she is backing Democratic presidential candidate Wesley Clark.
This should give Clark a much needed boost in the Puerto Rican back-up
dancer vote."
"Last week in California,
Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger gave his first state of the state speech.
And earlier today, it was re-broadcast in English. It was a very successful
speech — it was interrupted 27 times by applause and three times to
apply body oil."
"NASA said the
rover on Mars discovered a muddy black liquid. If it's oil, some little
green men are about to get their asses kicked."
"They've had Saddam
Hussein in custody for about a month now and it looks like they are
finally getting him to talk. Like yesterday, he admitted that he bet
on baseball."
"Ralph Nader says
he is testing the water and hasn't decided on whether he'll run for
president in 2004. Actually, he doesn't really need to run because I
think the Democrats feel they can lose without him this time."
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