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Top Ten Editor Lies
10..."It only shifts in preview."


9..."It's out of title-safe...you'll never see it on-air."

8..."It won't really look like that."

7..."I'll fill out the paperwork tomorrow."

6..."Of course not...I don't mind working on Sunday."

5..."Oh no...don't go by THAT monitor."


4..."It works better as a cut."

3..."It's on the source tape like that."

2..."I think it looks just fine."

1..."Honey...I'll be home soon."

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..(1) A very heavy metal thing designed to hold a boat in one place. ..(2) The device that should be tied with a short rope to the Talent before they are tossed overboard. More...

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POSTMORTEM

After the Shoot

After the ShootPhotogs in Cities Around the World Tell You Where to Go and What to Do!
Example: "...When in New Orleans many people automatically head for Bourbon Street in the French Quarter. That's fine if you like overpriced drinks, obnoxious tourists and the smells of vomit and urine. For something different, try Frenchmen Street in the Faubourg Marigny, just downriver from the Quarter."
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-What the Assignment Desk Really Means...
Assignment desk says: "I need you there by 2 o'clock!"
Really means: "It doesn't start 'til 2 thirty...but I need to start covering my ass after missing the anchor's speech at that ladies luncheon yesterday.


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