Photog says:
"Just need a couple more shots here before I can hit that next VO.
REALLY
means: "I'm not leaving this place until I get some of those
free eats! "
Photog says:
"I'm right out back."
REALLY
means: "I'm a good ten minutes from the station...since the
line at Blockbuster was so long."
Photog says:
"I need a new tape."
REALLY
means: "The camera has been recording the inside of the car
trunk for the last 30 minutes."
Photog says:
"I need to make a phone call."
REALLY
means: "My freelance gig this weekend is falling apart."
Photog says:
"When do you think you'll be ready to edit?"
REALLY
means: "Christ man...how long can you milk logging a 3 minute
interview and 6 shots of an auditorium of bored bureaucrats."
Photog says:
"Do you need me to work overtime?"
REALLY
means: "I hate my wife...my kid's queer...and that prick
at the bar still wants to kick my ass."
Photog says:
"No...I don't think the video looks blue."
REALLY
means: "Whoops."
Photog says:
"No...I can't come in early tomorrow.l"
REALLY
means: "I'm calling in sick tomorrow."
Photog says:
"No...that's OK...I'll drive."
REALLY
means: "Your snoring keeps me alert"
Photog says:
"I gotta go to the car for a minute."
REALLY
means: "I left the battery on for the entire drive."
Photog says:
"Did you want any of that?"
REALLY
means: "I've been staring at the chick with the huge boobs."
Photog says:
"Do you need to do a standup?"
REALLY
means: "Is your contract up?"
Photog says:
"My ETA back to the station?...uh...about 25 minutes."
REALLY
means: " I'm 3 minutes away...but I plan on pulling over
right here until you find another photog to go out with that gung-ho
new freelance reporter who doesn't seem to have a need to eat or piss."
Photog says:
"I think your piece looks fine even without that extra interview."
REALLY
means: " Your piece is shit...but I've got a life to live
and I do not want to work overtime today just so you can get stroked
by the news director."
Photog says:
"My location???...uh..."
REALLY
means: "Shit...I knew I shouldn't have stopped to buy these
CD's."
Photog says:
"I saw some nice shots to get in that area by the lobby."
REALLY
means: "Damn...that receptionist is FINE! Time to put somebody
on TV!!"
Photog says:
" Hello?...yeah...I need to take a sick day today."
REALLY
means: "You fuckers all but killed me yesterday. BITE ME!!"
Photog says:
"I'm pulling around front."
REALLY
means: "See you in a half hour."
Photog says:
"Is this live shot really necessary?"
REALLY
means: "I'm gonna miss my tennis game."
Photog says:
"No...I can't put you on TV!"
REALLY
means: "Get the fuck away from me you bunch of moronic turds!"
Photog says:
"Why yes...my job can be exciting."
REALLY
means: "I want to have sex with you."
Photog says:
"No...actually my job isn't very exciting."
REALLY
means: "Lord...who beat you with an ugly stick?"
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