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The Maryland
Legislature here is in full panic mode trying to finish up in
a week. The big issues: slot machines (nope), come to think of
it, that's about it. This session hasn't done squat really because
Governor Bob Ehrlich (Repub.) and this Democrat majority
body don't see eye to eye on much if anything. This legislature
is willing to wait for the next election and the next Democrat
Governor.
Ehrlich is only in office because the Dems tried to stuff Kathleen
Kennedy Townsend down our throats. She was a weak candidate and
blew it in a majority Democratic state.
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My station has a full time bureau here in Annapolis, but I filled
in for a couple of days while our guys covered a homicidal maniac
on the Eastern Shore. Most photogs hate this gig. The guys here
from other stations because of the shooting, were bemoaning their
fate to me. ANNAPOLIS?! Please God NO!!
Actually if you don't have to leave the building, it's a pretty
sweet gig. But it is boring. Lots of talking heads, legislature
shots and file footage. Your legs fall asleep covering the debates.
Sometimes the whole body goes and you do that twitching thing.
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Maryland Public Television covers this thing in detail bringing
in a complete production team. I'm sure they are all bored silly
but they do a good job. The camera guys inside the big room though
are just barely holding on. You can almost hear them thinking:
"Please stop!...Let me get to my break before I roll over
on the gentlelady from Harford County."
At the break we rush to the hallway for sound bites. The one good
thing...you can almost always get a meal period before editing
your stories and cranking out the live shots from the gallery.
Then you run smack into rush hour traffic trying to get home.
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The National Aquarium in Baltimore ended up with another dead
dolphin. I swear the track record for this place and its marine
life is lousy. This dolphin was brought here from Florida where
it already established a rep as a bad playmate having killed others.
In Baltimore though, he got his. After getting sick he was finally
executed by lethal injection. I think I saw the other dolphins
doing a "good riddance" dance. Or maybe they were just
squealing and saying: "For pity's sake, please get me out
of this circular cage before I get sick and die too."
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This is Russ M. from WJZ-TV in Baltimore at a construction site
the Gov. was about to bless. Russ is pretty damn cool. He's the
only photog I know whose other gig is jazz guitarist and singer.
A laid back southerner just doing his time in TV Land until he
can get his ass out and do what he really wants. I always like
seeing Russ at a scene. I know I'll have some pleasant and intelligent
conversation.
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This is Baltimore County Executive Jim Smith, former judge and now
the leader of one of Maryland's most populous counties. He's a genuinely
nice man, which is saying something when it comes to politicians.
He's on the bus here that took us to a new road construction project
that the Gov. wanted to take credit for. All the Democratic pols
in Md. are holding down the fort until 2006 when they figure their
candidate will send the Republicans back to the minority landscape
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This is Anatoly
Karpov, chess Grandmaster and former world champion who scared
away Bobby Fischer from defending his title.
Karpov
was in Baltimore at the Univ. of Maryland Baltimore County which
has won the national collegiate chess championship five times.
So
how did a relatively small college in Maryland end up as the prime
force in college chess?
Their players are almost all immigrants from Russia and Eastern
Europe. Baltimore in fact has more Russian Jewish immigrants than
any other city including New York.
The libraries here have complete sections in Russian and where
I live I hear Russian being spoken everywhere. Out my back door
is a school field where the kids play soccer and all I hear being
yelled is in Russian. My mom taught me never to make fun of people
speaking English with an accent because they know one more language
than I do.
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This is Bob
Sagett, former big-time TV star (Full House, Funniest Videos)
who is now doing standup comedy again and was in Baltimore to
plug his gig.
He
seemed like a decent guy and was genuinely pleased when I told
him my daughter loves Full House. I think that show sucks but
hey, it's not aimed at me. So I sucked up and went the adoring
fan route. Although I get the feeling even this guy gags when
he watches the lameosity (is that a word?) of this TV drivel.
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